my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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