i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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