I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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