threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?