You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul