If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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