Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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