oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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