the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I don't deserve a penis
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
How does one acquire holy water?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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