If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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