I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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