You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body