Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.