Porn is love you can see.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site