Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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