Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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