Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake