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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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