Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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