Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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