I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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