Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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