I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.