haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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