would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.