Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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