You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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