butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i need some magic done to my vagina
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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