But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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