Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I've blown a few things in my day
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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