Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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