I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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