The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
even my farts smell like vagina
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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