I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
