you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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