Already got asked if we're dating
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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