So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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