Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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