Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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