she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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