summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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