Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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