Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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