Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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