i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening