I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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