At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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