this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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