dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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