Sponge bath it is.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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