i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
my poor anus
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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