GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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