NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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